Ballgame’s Superbowl Props

Stu didn’t take last year’s Superbowl loss well. Granted, it did probably cost him 2 trillion units.

There’s one day of the year I play props, Superbowl Sunday. It’s the last day of football for months so you might as well get down as much action as you can. Plus it’s also the only game of the year that has such a wide array of ridiculous props available. All of the props below are real but not necessarily from the same book. To the prop plays!

Coin Toss: Tails -105

I only ever choose tails so why change now? I also only throw rock in rocks/paper/scissors. It’s not about winning in that case it’s about intimidation.

Will Mike Carey be wrong about a challenge? Yes +145

I’m not sure that tweet is actually accurate but at the same time it’s definitely accurate. And it’s + money?? No brainer.

How many times with Archie Manning be shown on TV? Over 1.5 (even)

Does anybody get more credit for doing less than Archie Manning? Seriously. He sucked in the NFL. So he has great sperm, big whoop. Now he’s just a media whore and the TV people love him. They’ll show him all game.

National Anthem: Over 2 minutes and 20 seconds +135

Lady Gaga’s a performer. She’s not up there to just sing the anthem, she’s up there to put on a show. Plus, we haven’t seen her in awhile now, she’s going big here. I also can’t resist getting + money on this.

What will be higher: Montreal Canadiens goals on Sunday or Greg Olsen receptions: Olsen -200

We’re all in agreement that Olsen’s going to catch at least one pass right? Well then there’s our win. The Canadiens are DONE. DEAD. OVER. I love that I’m going to get to bet against the Canadiens in the Superbowl. Don’t worry about laying -200 here, it’s a lock.

Will there be an earthquake during the game? Yes +1500

Now I know this seems absurd on the surface, but the boys over at Sports Insights did their research on this one:

According to the frighteningly up-to-the-minute Earthquake Track website, San Francisco has played host to no less than 583 earthquakes in the last year – 10 alone within the past 7 days! Taking a sudden trip to CNN.com I see that California has not yet slide into the ocean so I assume this frequency is commonplace if not expected by the natives. In fact I’d wager it’d be more upsetting if a day passed without the Earth heaving itself up for a spell.

I’ll roll the die on an earthquake at +1500.

Either team wins the game by exactly 3 points: YES +432

I’m really surprised you can get +432 on this. I know everyone thinks Carolina is gonna roll here but I think this is a 3 point game and have no idea which side will be the winner.

That is all for props!

For regular plays I have the Broncos +5.5 and a Broncos/Under teaser. Now lets all pray for a 20-17 Panthers win.

– Ballgame

Advertisements

5 Comments

Filed under Uncategorized

5 responses to “Ballgame’s Superbowl Props

  1. sdf

    Thanks for one’s marvelous posting! I definitely enjoyed
    reading it, you happen to be a great author.I will ensure
    that I bookmark your blog and will often come back someday.
    I want to encourage that you continue your great work, have a nice day!

  2. The Toys story movies revolve throughout the adventure the toys Woody, Buzz Lightyear along with their friends get approximately as soon as their owner
    Andy is just not around. This is when toys made out of India and China have tested and verified for high lead content.
    Top ten nerf guns These toys would bring surprising results towards the intellectual ability
    of one’s kids while they take kids to a higher level amicably.

    With anal toys which range from butt plugs to anal beads, our
    anal toys fit everything in from vibrate to inflate. There are lots
    of toys including Smurfs and shining knights and so
    on.

  3. read more to do with LYSE XL thermogenic fat loss formula at freepills.

    The market for products and nutritional pills happens to be clogged
    with false claims by manufacturers seeking to consider advantage of
    na. Healthy diet pills that work fast Natural slimming capsules are often easier to absorb in addition to digest
    so you usually do not feel stomach pain when taking natural
    diet loss supplements.

    Commercials for the acai berries abound as you will discover out once you review the fat loss options available now.
    Ideally, it is best to take Xenical using a reduced
    calorie diet along with your daily intake of fat, carbohydrates and protein really should be
    divided over three main meals.

  4. All to all, the product which is approved by Microsoft and
    is particularly utilized for particularly for Windows is defined as called as cheap windows software.

    It continues to be the most important devices which are used fitness center at office for numerous purposes.
    Game laptop 2016 Today, laptops have morphed into note-books, tablets,
    smart-phones etc, however their basic popularity still remains.

    Buying a laptop can become a very expensive
    endeavor, so choosing the appropriate one is critical.

    Also, why laptop decals extremely trustable is which the skins are perfectly removable and
    reusable.

  5. Freesat-HD utilizes a satellite dish to have the free hi-def signals, but remains to be contract and subscription fee free.
    We all do more and even more on our mobiles these days beyond simply
    making calls and sending messages and, increasingly, this
    means carrying out work tasks too. Like other surveillance equipment, mini camera can also be available in wired and wireless form.

    Thankfully, there certainly are a wide selection of baby video monitors provided
    with different choices of frequency channels, volume controls,
    light displays and visual movement alerts. The
    Wi-Fi network the user is associated with should display as secure or unsecure.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s