Everything’s Coming Up #FingersInTheBootyAssBitch! ‘Man Van’ In Edmonton Stops For On The Go Prostate Tests

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GlobalnewsEDMONTON — The Prostate Cancer Centre’s Man Van made a pit stop in Edmonton Tuesday in hopes of encouraging more men to get tested for prostate cancer.

The Man Van was set up inside the Edmonton Expo Centre during Farm Tech, a crop production and farm management conference.

Those with the Man Van say they go where men go and it’s all about making health care easy and accessible.

“We have hundreds of men here today and we all know men are notoriously bad for going and getting regular check-ups. If it’s not broken or if it’s not bleeding we don’t go,” Ken Rabb with the Prostate Cancer Centre said.

HUGE day for guys getting fingered. This afternoon everyone was crushing Kanye for #FingersInTheBootyAssBitch while the guys in the Man Van were probably slow clapping for Yeezy up and down the streets of Edmonton. Apparently the Man Van just does blood tests, no butt stuff on the side of the street. But at the same time it’s a good reminder that sometimes when a man gets older #FingersInTheBootyAssBitch are no longer a kinky pleasure that gets you destroyed on Twitter but a procedure that can actually save your life. Laughing at Kanye is funny but let’s not lose sight of whats important – that after a certain age if you don’t get a finger in the butthole every once in awhile you may not live long enough to see the next great Twitter beef and I’d hate to see that happen to anyone.

– Ballgame


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