Warren Sapp Got Sentenced To Hooker Rehab. Hooker Rehab Exists.

TMZNow, we’ve learned Sapp agreed to plead GUILTY to one count of solicitation and one count of assault and in exchange he must complete 2 counseling programs — the first is a “Prostitution Solicitation Diversion Program” … the 2nd is essentially an anger management course.

If Sapp FAILED to complete the prostitution program in 160 days — he faced up to 30 days in jail.

The good news for Warren … he already completed the program and the hooker charge will most likely be dropped.

A prostitution solicitation diversion program. Hooker rehab. That’s a new one. Can you get an anti-hooker prescription pill to go along with this? I guess I’m just a little confused on how this works. Do you go stay at some awesome house in Malibu for a month where everyone smokes cigs and drinks red bulls all day? Then Dr. Drew has you lay down on a couch and says “paying for prostitutes is illegal and you can’t do that anymore”. I’m not exactly sure what else there is? Maybe group therapy?

“Hi, my name’s Warren and I paid for my first prostitute when I was 18 years old at the University of Miami”

“HI WARREN”

*Warren Sapp starts to choke up and Don Draper hugs him*

This is reason #358435827436 why having tons of money is awesome. Or at least being famous and perceived as having tons of money is awesome because I’m pretty sure Warren Sapp’s broke. But instead of going to jail for 15 days like a normal person would Sapp goes to hooker rehab which for sure is the most fake-life thing I’ve ever heard of. Only in America!

– Ballgame

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