Closing The Week With Porn Stars Reading “Oh, The Places You’ll Go!” By Dr. Seuss For All The Kids Graduating From College This Weekend

Congrats to all the kids graduating this weekend and next weekend!!! Your lives just got way worse.

This is also relevant to me because I’m closing shop early to head to my 10 year high school reunion.

“Yea I got married last fall and me and my wife just closed on a house out here in the burbs. What are you up to nowadays Ted?”

“Well I live in Southie with some roommates and my latest business venture went bankrupt after the Sox games went under 5 games in a row. You don’t happen to have any health insurance I could borrow do you?”

Have a great weekend!!!!!!!!

– Ballgame

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