New Relationship Goal: Marry The London Porn Heiress Worth Half A Billion

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I really don’t think it’s that much of a reach in the looks department. Hopefully Dad Bod’s in across the pond.

DailymailShe’s the porn baron’s granddaughter who, along with her sister, has inherited a £454m fortune, making her the youngest ever to grace the Sunday Times Rich List.

But whilst 23-year-old India Rose James is one of the most privileged and affluent in the country, she is, it seems, surprisingly down-to-earth.

You may not have heard of her but India is, in fact, richer than the Queen – and she’s already using her fortune to make her late grandfather proud.

Her grandfather Paul Raymond, with whom she was fiercely close, built up his fortune launching the country’s first topless dancing club and introducing top-shelf magazines to the UK.

Hot, rich and the granddaughter of the English Hugh Hefner. This is the most beautiful sight these eyes have ever seen!

Never have two people been more compatible. Like her grandfather, I’m (sorta) in the smut business. I love the idea of marrying into money – she has over half a billion USD. I’ve never been to London but want to visit – she lives in London. Plus, it’s not even like she’s out of my league hot. There’s girls better looking than her at the bar every weekend. I might actually be hotter than her. I know it’s crazy but the British aren’t known for having great teeth. The only thing holding back the relationship at this point is that I can’t afford a plane ticket to London. Maybe one way. But isn’t that the risk you have to take for love? I feel like I’m Wayne Campbell trying to get Mr. Big to see Crucial Taunt play from his limo. So India Rose – if you’re reading this – I’m located in South Boston Massachusetts and will be waiting for you to arrive on a private jet at any time now to whisk me away. Can’t wait!!

– Ballgame

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