DON’T. PANIC. There’s A Serial Dick Flasher On The Loose In Brookline

Channel 7BROOKLINE, Mass. (WHDH) – An alleged serial flasher has been exposing himself to people in a Brookline neighborhood.

Police said incidents involving the man have been reported six times – three happened in January and three happened on Easter Sunday. The incidents happened near Coolidge Corner on Babcock, Freeman, John and Pleasant streets.

“There’s a lot of students around here, a lot of college girls,” said Luke Santell. “They definitely need to keep an eye out for that guy.”

The suspect is described as a white man in his mid-20s with blonde or brown hair. Police said the suspect is thin and wears glasses and stands 5 feet 10 inches tall.

“It certainly makes me uncomfortable. It’s a small relief that he hasn’t attacked any of these people but there’s not guarantee that flashing them is where it stops,” Hailey Crombleholme said.

Who can stop this madman? The streets of Brookline are absolutely unsafe with this monster showing off his little monster to every woman he can. But with that being said, you have to kind of respect him coming back with authority on Easter Sunday. Just walking right up to chicks decked out in their pastels and slangin’ his dick around everywhere for them. Imagine the arrogance, the wonderful arrogance of a man who needs to whip it out two times to tie or three to win and says, ‘let’s roll the dice.’ I don’t want to say I’m rooting for this guy because I’m not. Flashing cock to unsuspecting chicks is no laughing matter. But at the same time, I kinda wanna see how many more times he can do this before he gets caught. As a society what do we root for? Greatness right? So let’s see if he can do what Kentucky couldn’t and flash his dick 40 times in a row without getting caught.

– Ballgame


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