Goddamn you Andelman sisters. First of all there’s no such thing as a good April Fool’s joke. OK maybe when Opie and Anthony started the rumor that Menino was dead (before he was actually dead) qualifies as a decent April Fool’s joke. But for the most part it’s just awful “jokes” by awful people. But this isn’t even a bad joke. This just ripped my heart out, threw it in the middle of route 1 and had it run over by an 18 wheeler. Why even joke about creating a drive-in and pu pu platter emporium at the old Hilltop? This place would crush it. I hope somebody steals this idea from them. Fuck you Andelman’s*.
*I’ll absolutely still be watching Phantom Gourmet on Saturday and Sunday mornings, it’s an addiction I can’t quit.