Some Guy In England Was Arrested With 1,000 Viagra Pills On Him

MirrorA man with a restraining order was found with 1,000 tablets used for erectile dysfunction after a series of lovelorn emails led police to his home.

Louis O’Donaghue told a judge his Christmas Eve emails to his former partner were “the stupidest thing” he’d ever done.

The 35-year-old was jailed for assaulting his former partner causing actual bodily harm and given a restraining order banning him from contacting her in July last year.

Four months after his release from prison, he sent her emails professing his love for her in the early hours of December 24, reports the Gazette.

For the record I actually believe this guy. He’s a nutjob trying to get back with his ex who has a restraining order on him and he figured the only way to get taken back was to get on the juice. Would you take steroids to make it to the majors and make millions? Of course. Well this guy would too in order to get back with his ex who’s legitimately scared of him. Case closed.

But here’s what we really need to discuss; is there a black market for Viagra? I mean I’m sure there is but why can anybody get weed, coke, molly, etc. with one text/phone call but we can’t get viagra? This is a billion dollar market. As you know, I’m unemployed. What’s stopping me from becoming the Walter White of the viagra game? I assume they can be made with a little bit of chemistry knowledge right? I’m sure there’s a way to get viagra without a prescription now but it’s obviously not easy. I can see it now “There goes Ballgame, made his fortune getting dicks hard and now he lives in the Caribbean golfing and gambling every day. The man’s a genius”. I feel like Doc Brown after he slipped and hit his head on the sink right now.

So if anybody out there knows how to make Viagra and wants to go into business with me please let me know. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

(Note: Not sure how internet rules work with this stuff, I don’t actually plan on selling drugs)

(Double note: If you know how to make viagra still get in touch with me)

– Ballgame

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