Some Teenage Dude Dressed Up As A Doctor And Pretended To Be A Gyno For A Month

FoxPolice say a teenager wearing a white coat with a hospital logo in Florida was “playing doctor” inside a real medical facility, even examining patients.

The teen, who posed as a doctor, was able to walk the halls of St. Mary’s Medical Center in West Palm Beach.

“I think it’s just crazy,” Stacy Morales said. “I can’t believe he got away with it for a month.”

The impostor was busted Tuesday while wearing a stethoscope around his neck and a mask on his face. At the time, he was in an examination room with a patient.

“He presented himself with a patient of our practice and introduced himself as Dr. Robinson,” Dr. Sebastian Kent said, an OB/GYN with St. Mary’s Medical Center.

According to the police report, the teen was inside the examination room with a patient when Dr. Kent conducted an exam.

Classic case of a misled youth. This kid heard about something great but wasn’t mature enough to understand the consequences. I’ve seen it a million times. Sure, when you’re a teenager the thought of getting to check out vaginas all day sounds awesome. Not only that, but they’re going to pay you for it too. So you devise up a little plan to turn yourself into faux-Doogie Howser and then line up at the pussy buffet. Only the gyno-game ain’t all it’s cracked up to be. See, you don’t get to pick and choose which boxes you’re gonna gyno. It’s not all 21 year old hot college vag walking in. You have to look at ALL of them. The old hags, the fat fatties, the unwashed masses, doesn’t matter. You need to see what’s going on down there (maybe in there? I dunno) and that for sure isn’t going to be fun. So while I appreciate this kid’s dedication and clever scheme, he faked the wrong profession this time around.

– Ballgame

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